trade: your road bike for my gear

My road bike was recently stolen, and I'm on medical leave from work due to bilateral ankle fractures so I'm short on cash. I'm approaching the point in my recovery where a bicycle would be beneficial and besides, it's my preferred way to get around the city.

I'm not looking for a super nice bike as I don't want to have to replace all my gear, but the bike must be in good condition/full working order. I'm too busy fixing myself to fix a bike right now. Frame size should be around 60cm.

I'll consider trading a selection of the following:
Petzl Quark ice tools brand new
size 46 Scarpa Rebel carbon pro boots worn less than 50mi
size 44.5 La Sportiva TC Pros never worn
lightly used Petzl Sarken Leverlock crampons
70cm CAMP Nanotech ice axe
MSR Reactor stove w/ 1.7L pot
Petzl Turbo Express 13cm ice screw, brand new
DMM Dragons size 1-6 (BD equivalent of 0.5-4) only 1 year of moderate use w/alpha trad racking biners
X4s 0.1-0.75 bigger ones lightly used smallest ones never used w/photon racking biners
C4s lightly used #1; #2 and #3 never used w/photon racking biners
DMM Torque Nuts 1-4 w/ photon racking biners
set of DMM Wallnuts
set of DMM Alloy Offsets almost brand new
set of CAMP Pro Nuts
brand new pink tricam evo
red tricam
smallest two ballnuts brand new
9 alpine draws on 8mm dyneema w/ one nano and one photon biner each
Petzl Croll chest ascender
Petzl Ascension left-hand ascender
BD Vapor helmet with a couple dings.
8.9mm Mammut Serenity 60m rope, a few fuzzies

If you would consider such a trade tell me in detail about the bike and it's condition and what you're interested in trading for. If I'm interested in your bike I'll be happy to answer questions/send you pictures regarding this gear and work out the details. PM me or e-mail me directly at [email protected]

Thanks,

Dane