Hey all! My latest micro-sitch didn’t work out so I’m back on the market. Looking for:

Must climb 5.12, Must fit in my ‘van’, Must be down to clown. Optional: undercover cute.

What i’m offering, 5.12 belays, a ‘van’ to crash in (has a toilet*) and base rad missions out of, lots of laughs, and a huge rack. (Loads of of awesome vintage pieces)

If you’re looking to buy this mind, body and soul, it’s free to good home. PM to guess my favorite color. Recent shot of what you get (yesterday Jan 6th)

*outside