Are you boring? Is your favorite color grey? Do you want to make it more difficult for SAR teams to locate your body? Have you invested far too much money in shells? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, I may have a proposition for you!

With winter fast approaching I have come to realize that my kit is grey on grey on grey, and I find the prospect of doing dope stuff in such drab and uninspired attire to be absolutely dreadful. This monochromatic aesthetic just isn't for me.

I have a very lightly used Arcteryx Alpha AR Jacket in the color glitch and a used pair of Alpha Comp Pants (not sure on color, but nearly identical to the jacket) that I'm hoping to trade for pieces in a more conspicuous or eye catching color. Bonus for high vis and more obnoxious hues in general. Both are Men's Mediums and have recently been laundered and retreated by Arcteryx here in Boulder. The pants do have a patched hole near the calf/ankle (see bottom two pics). I'm super stoked on the performance and fit of these pieces, thus, I'm really hoping to find a willing partner to trade for the same models and sizes in similar condition. I'm happy to pass along pics if needed.

You can call me a diva or a peacock, but if this proposition sounds at all appealing and you have any gear that fits this exceedingly specific and ridiculous criteria shoot me a PM!