Baltoro 95 pro, size small, never used

Need a good winter or guide pack? Need something to smuggle small children in? Need a pack that you can carry your (or someone else's) small to medium sized dog (or child) in? Need a pack so voluminous that you could lose your soul in? Then look no further, my friend. For the low low price of $250 (shipped, $225 local pick up - Madison, Wisconsin) you can have this spectacle of load carrying awesomeness!! Wow your friends (or carry them home when they're inebriated)!! Impress your parents or potential mates with the excessive size of your pack!! Feel more confident about yourself or tell yourself that pack size doesn't matter and buy this anyhow because depending on how much you're carrying and no matter what you say to yourself to convince yourself otherwise, pack size really does matter!!!

Open to trades. Mostly interested in cams (especially BD X4s, DMM Dragonflies and Totems), a telecaster bodied guitar, or one of those Japanese made Mustang/Jazzstang knock-offs or something similar. 

Reasonable offers will be considered. 

** last year's model, the one with the Sidekick summit bag/hydro pouch **

https://www.gregorypacks.com/packs-bags/backpacking-packs/baltoro-95-pro-916BAL95.html

(Please, for the love of all things holy (or unholy), someone take this off my hands.)