Y’all want to get on that Chouinard legacy train? Wish you could send as hard as old Yvon did at his “do everything at 80%” rule? Well, you probably won’t, and I can’t either, but we can at least get a whiff of his legacy, or as much of a whiff as La Croix has flavour. And I bet you’re thirsty... for the send.

Still, this stuff is good, and it’s good for climbing. Just like La Croix, but also you’re getting a better deal than whisper-flavour canned soda stream. Plug some cracks with the default guidebook rack pieces, and stay cozy with the layers loved by all the Big Names (ever heard of Sean Villanueva O’Driscoll? His is purple, and carries his other six names). So check out my stuff and shoot me an email if you’re interested.

New Items!!!

First, some nice gear. Does lightening your ice rack sound good? I bet it does; soften that gruelling uphill approach a slight amount. I have two Petzl Laser Speed Light screws available, in 13cm and 17cm length. Take them both for $120 $100 shipped to your door! Oooh shiny, they’re even the new three-tooth style.

Maybe some aid gear? Too tired to climb, try seconding on jugs! That’s why it’s called jugging up (probably), and blue goes with everything. Petzl ascender right,  never used but racked a few times, $60 to your meaty, tired hands (or to your follower, if you’re setting someone else up for success).

For clothing, I have a 8/10 condition Atom LT from everyone's favourite once-Canadian-but-now-Chinese-investment-firm company, Dead Bird Arc'teryx!! Very slight discoloration on the pull tab, otherwise excellent condition, size men's Small. $165 $150 to your door and your hi-vis wearing pleasure.

Shipping included in prices, I only take PayPal (you pay +4.5% for buyer protection or free solo the Friends & Family route), and I ship within 48hrs and message you a pic of the receipt. Love notes in the box for an additional 2$. Negging notes for 5$. An actual kiss blown from my lips into an envelope, 26$ plus taxes.

SOLD Like some new with tags DMM Halfnuts! The latest ultralight micronuts to rack and forget about when cranking on some horrible pin scar and wishing you had some high quality micronuts — oh wait you do! Ah shit you just whipped. Well, you can place them on your next burn. Price is $90 $70 and I’ll even bless them with the spirit of the Rockies for extra holding power.

SOLD Another cool Arc'teryx piece here, this one is the ultralight, ultracool, GTX ShakeDry (dang its so waterproof) Norvan SL hooded running jacket, size small. Guys, its so waterproof, and so breathable, it's like a GoreTex angel is giving you a big all-over kiss -- except in a good way and not in the creepy way that I wrote it. Nice brim on the hood, too. It is delicate though! I should know, I patched a pinhole and small snag on the upper left arm. No full penetration; just the tip. $125

SOLD First up is a DAS Belay Parka men’s medium. THE LEGEND RETURNS. Bone-chilling bivy? North face of the ass-end of all nowhere, day three of seven? Ouray ice festival? Grocery run? Well, this has got you covered. Oh and you can belay toasty warm and comfy even in mucky PNW rain or Fitz Roy spindrift. New without tags, SOLD @325$ shipped.

SOLD Second up is an R1 Pullover Hoody. Men’s small in blue, so dang blue. If you don’t have one by now, this is your chance; hop on this wagon, my dude, it’s soooo thermoregulated. This one is like, “woah, did you even wear this?” mint condition, 10/10, and the kind of blue that the big guns wear on their send days to make sure the camera can get a good colour pull. It’ll look totally sweet on your ‘gram. Center zip, full weight top to bottom, and the nice new vertical thumb slits in the cuff. Get in this hot slice of fleece for 90 80 usd shipped.

SOLD I have a Nano Air Hoody, men’s medium in the perennial Forge Gray colour. But damn dude, check out that hot orange interior! Definitely will keep you 2 degrees warmer than a different colour tone, I mean, just look at it! I got this at a swap meet but then immediately got another mid layer, so this one can mosey on into your closet with it’s cozy sunset colours. You pay what I paid, plus $5 for shipping inc., for 80USD. Condition is 7/10 used with some pilling on one spot on the interior, but there are no tears and no weird sweat stains, and the insulation is still nice and floofy. Also it’s clean, unlike the clothes in the dusty Subaru you live in half the year. Think of buying this like doing your laundry, because at least now you have something clean.

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Okay, you’re set for clothes, now let’s get racked and get up that rock. It’s sending temps and you’re ready for jamming. And rock and roll. And another clumsy pun.

SOLD I’ve got two Black Diamond cams, 0.75 and 1, brand new. So damn new they’ve still got their umbilical tags on, and one hasn’t even been exposed to oxygen. Buy it, pop that bag, and get a whiff of the original factory air; it’s like nothing else, man. Both come with matched racking carabiners, also BD because that’s how we roll. They’ll look great on your Solution harness over your TC Pros. 

These hot little pieces of pro are 60 for the green, 55 for the red, or 110USD for both.

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