I need to replace mine because I left it behind to back up a sketchy rap anchor in the gym.

Preferably male, brown hair and blue eyed so that my wife doesn't notice.

If you put a couple books in the package, you can ship via USPS Media Mail and save a few bucks. That will also keep the baby entertained while in transit.

(Please ensure that any books included are age-appropriate. Last time this happened, Daniel Montgomery chose Lolita and Gravity's Rainbow. When I opened the package with box cutters and removed the crag baby, he was far too jaded to attend preschool the next day and only wanted to sit around the house drinking absinthe from a sippy cup and smoking Djarum Blacks.)

I have Venmo, Paypal and Zelle, or would be willing to trade a well-behaved crag gote from the herd.