I have for sale a Grigri 1, used but lovingly cared for, brushed 100 strokes with horsehair every night and stored in amniotic fluid.

Shipped to your eager embrace for a paltry $50 made payable to me via PayPal, Venmo, or Zelle.

Denizens of locales other than the lower 48 need not apply as I cannot bear to send my precious so far from my breast.