Ive listed some crampons, mountaineering ice axes etc for sale. However, this is no ordinary FS ad. This gear has magical properties. It has been used in the Karakoram Mountains of northern Pakistan on giant glaciers and peaks and it carries special karma for all those lucky enough to use it.

Take a look:


I should warn you though. If you do buy all this gear you may end up on some ridiculous looking unclimbed peaks like these:





Well if you do end up on one of those peaks, next thing you know you're receiving the piolet d'or sitting next to some hot Norwegian girl who says "Jeg heter Astrid, Hva heter du?" ...you'll think about the day you bought this gear and how it changed your life.

I prefer selling in Colorado just because I have loyalty to the mountains here, but I'll consider good offers from other states as well.