FS: Nearly new, Men’s 5.10 Anasazi (US 11.5, EUR 45) $100

These are it! These are the ones! The legends; the shoes of the gods!

THESE are the shoes that Sharma first sent 5.16 in! THESE are the ones that Armstrong first walked to the moon in! THESE SHOES, people, are the shoes that allowed Attila to cross the Andes with elephants on his back and enslave the Huns! (What?) I don’t mean this MODEL of shoe…I mean (allegedly) THIS VERY PAIR OF SHOES THAT I HOLD IN MY HANDS are the SAME ones that gave birth to all of Western Civilization AND the planet earth!!! These here! Don't choo wish your girlfriend climbed hot like me?!?

Forged on Mount Olympus, sown on the thighs of castrated nymph virgins, and blessed by every fourth eye of the Shiva-Buddha herself! These shoes….Ohhhh…you WANT these shoes on that wall, you NEED these shoes on that wall.
Well? What’s keeping you, young leader. BUY THESE NOW!

I bought them last summer b/c I wanted a comfy, flat, warm up pair. Didn’t work out. I’ve got La Sportiva feet, and these are just too wide for me. I’ve used them MAYBE 5 times in the gym, MAYBE 5 pitches in the field. They’re not for me.
They REALL ARE practically brand new. Maximum fresh rubber still on. Porn stars don’t have this much rubber; drag racers want this kinda friction!
MMMMmhhhhhh....look how FRESH those EDGES! Buy them NOW!

If you know 5.10s fit you, and you know this shoe, just gimmie a cool hundy and let’s watch you send 5.17! Really, let’s not haggle over what amounts to nearly new, virtually PRICELESS shoes. One fresh, crisp, Benjamin catapults you to the highest echelons of climber greatness, and puts you in every next Big Up production. Email me, I'll give YOU the deets, you'll give ME $100 in my VENMO account, and you, sir (I’m assuming no women with 11.5 feet, right?), will be a rock star. I won’t even charge you shipping. (But I send them by donkey…)

Yeeeeesssssss....I…..I can FEEEEL your hunger! The rocks are defenseless—take these weapons. Strike down your projects with all this new prowess and your journey to the elite side will be complete! Trust me, these ARE the droids you're looking for!


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